"I am and always will be the optimist; the hoper of far-flung hopes, and the dreamer of impropable dreams."
WHY DO ENGLAND PEOPLE PUT THE WASHING MACHINE IN THE KITCHEN?!?!?!! WhY
what i’m so confused where else would it go
I’m American and that’s what we do….
WHY WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT??? DO YOU DO YOUR WASHING WHILE YOU CLEAN YOUR KITCHEN?????? HEre in AUStraLIA WE HAVE A LAUNDRY IN OUR HOUSES
(via whisperyourheart)@12 hours ago with 12358 notes
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
(via whisperyourheart)@12 hours ago with 112044 notes
nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background
(via muggletimelord)@12 hours ago with 151554 notes